Weird the dog is the fly..

Walked into the bathroom to wash my hands the dog said fuck off via dog ventriloguist - not by authentic bark.. or the perception audible dog like ventriloguilic bark was heard saying fek off as I put my hands under the tap to wash them - matching the fly landing and sitting on the top of the handwash thing in the kitchen as I was about to wash my hands.. weird.. maybe it was being mirror baguaish.. but only anti cleanliness.. hope its not open to interpretation.. wtf.. or maybe the dog as an greater audible is being used to negatively affect the interpretaions of a fly by association - or maybe the fly is more reverse god then the dog.. wtf.. by landing on poop etc.. unusual stuff going on here lol.. anyway was going to have a shower was distracted now sat down documenting my passage thru time..