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Fekking Good day at the Fekking Hospital 28/11/25

  • Writer: sumgwailo
    sumgwailo
  • Nov 29, 2025
  • 4 min read

Went in before 9 or something cant be bothered checking my notebook or whatever.


Cool person feeding mum - mum happy eyes looked happy 5,000,000 or 1,000,000 or 3,000,000 or 4,000,000 percent improval or who the fek knows what number - anything is anymore. Been watching birds and shadows, saw a shadow of bird plummeting to the ground fast as I looked through the window so was a bit worried. Lady asked how to pronounce mums last name and where it was from was in full hijab ethiopian it turns out.. very friendly, remembered that Tulip in Eithiopian was Kath in script so said it to her, she said yes or something, looked out the window to see if the birds shadows was up to only saw to birds floating up to the top of the building so might have stopped mum from dropping dead or something by talking about Ethiopian tulips.. thank fek for that. didnt see any gold briefcases floating around which doesnt matter cause theyll probably all eithereal or something. Sat and gave mum water - Gave mums details to as people came and did their medical stuff. Asked how mum was said her conditional had improved or what ever - and had improved heaps - looking fekking healthier when the ethipian was helping her probably should take her and move to some ethiopian muslim hospital or something with tulips growing around it maybe dutch muslim ethiopian.. maybe that exists somewhere. Saw chick doing stretches that looked like semaphore - probably get her in trouble now.. looked like BC which is probably 23 Mums birthday someone had asked for her dob but said 21 or something but she reminded me 21 so probably remember bc 23 when I walk through the shadow of the valley of death I will fear no Evil.

After a while before lunch Anne arrived - had a koala that she said was Kangaroo skin - watched a bit skeptically as she sat it next to the cross and wattle or waratah or whatever the red flower is on the bedside table and probably semaphore chicks bible verse which I hadnt recited in my head at the time or thought about until now - stopped me from saying anything - later in the afternoon remembered voice started talking about light and darkness - thought could be kangarroo tiktok that said british named it kangaroo as when they asked the natives they said I dont know - then Koala - darkness/black in hindi - together could be "I dont know Darkness" which could be I dont turn away the darkskinned or black people or Balance is light and darkness - day and night - or the machevellian quote in the land of the blind the one eyed man is king - the sun.. which was the first page of my notebook the day before yesterday.. fek knows I didnt actually think about the kangaroo's darkness being something to do with that quote until todday. Seven 23 off again soo today.. Any it was an antique looking koala plus koala has the o symbol on it for the light so should be right - plus koala is always drugged they say so could be good medicine symbol or use medicine to heal or something - anyway ew started talking about football this morning then thought for the first time about ball plus foot - which could be the ball on the end of the foot - heal - so got to remember to like football - no wonder Noelene said to me when this is all finished come to visit me and Ill spoil you rotten.. Scared me a bit lol.. probably a scarecrow invitation - meaning never come anywhere near me lol... hahhaha.. funny as fek.. lol.. anyway all fekken day ew was saying want do you want what do you want from women what do you want from english women what do you want from england - was thinking a bit biblical worried is this something to do with thou shall not want so was saying I dont want any thing from english women give them a free trip to ibiza or a million dollars each etc, million bucks for aussie women etc, then just give me an empty envelop, then just give me a stamp - then started thinking about some tiktok or something where a stamp was what a chick with period left on the toilet seat.. then thought yeah just one of them - then thought dont give me one of those - then anne came back and started her head phone music and started stamping her foot and I thought wtf.. she stamping for and said stop it cause it was loud - she couldnt hear me and stopped anyway - weird I didnt even stay stamp out loud so someone probably transmitted it to her.. fek knows whats going on didnt see any envelope stuff. anyway day seemed alright - ate two small packs of atomic tomato chips for lunch didnt think about 2345 numbers being chips until dinner time Anne and john bought up chips and chocolate - at first said no thanks to the salt and vinegar ships then noticed - wtf.. sav salt and vinegar "save"? then saw 2345 is ALTA - alter - so started saying wtf.. look at this save and altar took and started eating them - always wondered why that horrible flavour existed... thought people must actually like this. and voice the head was saying something similar later - looked at the chocolate crunch bar skeptically could only see runc as its 2345 bit scared by it because of the dont die dont die voice as I approched the vending machine area and the only sugar free drink was diet coke which I bought and drunk and then wondered if that was why i had diarria when I woke. Anyway saw run+c could be the eye of the bottom starting to run so skillfully avoided it. God save Anne John and Lillian and Talei's souls - which is the corner food shop at the food court in midland I just thought of then.. anyway cant even do a number two today - mum had a good poo yesterday with the help of the south african or zim nurse yesterday.. God have mercy on her soul or whatever is appropriate or her eyes or ears or what ever south africans are to do with.. Time to go to work..

 
 
 

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