The Hapsberg Empire is a grasshopper living in the vent above mums bed.

Woke up mum was in bed looking at a list of hymns on YouTube from her bed. Chucked on her hearing aids, sat her in chair and gave her fruit and sweetened water. Speaking clearly today and responding clearly. Not saying weird crap today in the background as ew says perhaps to me or she pointed at the ceiling and said look at the nose. Today just clear English no weird Hapsburg nose stuff. Ew making it sound like she's psychic by ventriloquisting her things to say about my emails or whatever they're saying to me. Last night there was a grasshopper above her bed in a vent as I was trying to clean up between pomodoro breaks. Might be giving me ventriloquist clues. Now perhaps allowing her to speak in the proper English because its the 11th of the 11th and to understand everything my conversation. Was looking up chicks on Instagram and she said you're not my father with the same name as me and a war vet probably 11th stuff without being able to see my screen from the other side of the room lol ventriloquist comcen somewhere saying crap.

Looked up if monkeys were halal, deep seek said no and that they taste like gamy pork and that the Quran talks about how some Israelis were turned into monkeys for laying nets before the sabbath so that they could catch fish on the sabbath and were turned into monkeys for their trickery. Interesting.