8pm Loud Bang with Sound Pam in it something to do with something

Something to do with Pam. Could be cyclone Pam that went thru Fiji and now cyclone submarine Onslow or something with matching murray river home to submarine Onslow home. No sign of any Pam like event except two blokes on either side of an african due pulling him left and right as his trousers hung low exposing his undies.Thought it was something to do with the white bird swooping the previous day. Was rushing to get home use the toilet have lunch then return. Near the professionals then saw Meloni lookalike from side profile only from front she looked beautiful but not as Meloni as the side. Fortunate chap that ends up with a Meloni side profile babe.. wtf..