1st of March Dodgy Able Stefans log.
- sumgwailo
- Mar 1
- 2 min read
Fed mum porridge found carton more of porridge in the pantry brought it out to have a look at use by dates. Doesnt look like the rats had gotten to it yet all still sealed up and boxed. Havent seen rats and put out rat just prior to mum being admitted to hospital. When possibly heard a cockroach walking over the top of papers at night that sounded like scurrying.
Anyway thought about war so went online for mum and ordered all the food she'd need for a month or so to go with her porridge 12 uht milk two 24 trays of water two kgs of white sugar to make desserts out of rice and milk. Peas and corn and carrots in cans as much as the supermarket allowed with a slight adjustment to make the numbers so that I dont buy all adolf hitler numbers or something - one type of can vegies maximum available 6 changed to 5 some other can number from 9 to 7 lol.. dont want to become unknown stefan with weird numbers rather be whatever 5 is and vegie 7 than one eyed eyeball stefan or something. Sister thanking me for my service on watts app so probably be murdered by persians soon didnt tell her off for highlighting me at a time of conflict.
Returning car to tomorrow. Dont need it anymore to visit mum. Dont trust it or whoever to deliver food Door Dash plus probably get unusual addresses doing door dash during war. Deliver 23 bigmacs to Normandy st or some unusual combinations. Connected the hose to clean the car before return and offered to clean the other car for talei but it looks clean.
Mum has her porridge and tea. Had sustagen last night thought she was doing a poo so moved her back to the bed have to give her meds a bit late. Doing washing etc. Quite a bit of rubbish due to the packaging etc restocking mums stuff. Have figured out a lot of stuff regards care like swabs on sticks and special mouth washes. plus one or two special vitamin d drinks a day with nutrient drink - hospital stuff and puree everything. Thickened cups of tea which mum is really enjoying. News today chick struggling to look after her husband in a nursing home - bed requirements oxygen etc. I suppose people have different needs for their conditions - whilst a nursing home has standardised beds maybe and limitations due to staffing and funding.
Im going to go off and join them after my ozembic drops me to 69 marathon runner kgs with head band like the american nurse. I'll probably lick my lips at everyone as I run from room to room changing turds on my marathon to heaven granting my access for my duty to the elderly. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!


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