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1015am Kookaborough laughing.. could be Kookaborough claim vs Hapsborough in the airvent staking its claim.

  • Writer: sumgwailo
    sumgwailo
  • Nov 11, 2025
  • 2 min read

1015am Kookaborough laughing.. could be Kookaborough claim vs Hapsborough in the air vent staking its empirical rights.


Could be why a Kookaborrrah flew up and sat posed whilst I painted Prince Harry. Could be from the Captain Cookaborough Empire.


Weird, maybe thats why Hawaii still has the Union Jack on its Flag. Except they were sandwich islands or something. Dont really cook sandwiches fek knows what empire that is. Could be that weird Jessica chick trying to eat to many sandwiches at once.. weird. Or the weird Jess bloke with the massive piece of pork in the fridge at work on my first day of work.. something weird about Jessicas and Jess's fecking weird Jess empire or whatever the fek it is.


Weird they built a patio and put a post where the kookaborough was watching me paint the prince harry picture right in the middle of the pathway.. Then my oldest sister came down and started shouting about it like a nutter - saying why did the post there saying she would right up the real estate company. I just told her who the fek cares I dont even move mum in her wheelchair using that path and everyone can walk around it dont start any problems.. wtf... Some post bullshit.. who the fek cares about where they put their posts.. Now second sister sent an email to me two days ago saying keep me posted.. I felt creeped - thinking your a creepy chick. Saying weird crap talking about armond milk.. Started thinking is everything creepy sister crap. Saying she wanted sorbay I think its spelt sorbet or some crap.. wtf.. asked her is wouldnt come for a few days whilst I cleant for the inspection.. mum started going nuts at night so I couldnt clean started getting headaches.. whew.. leaving the same day as the inspection. on the 14th.. Mum sitting up for hours saying I dont know I dont know I dont repetitive stuff.. When I told my sister I looked at her for a second she looked like she was laughing wtf... could be the No in her name the first too letters of her name... fek knows.. cant really trust anyone. Hopefully she'll stay away.. mum slept well last night no weird shit except for the grasshopper in the vent above her bed driving me insane until I climbed on the chair by her bed and sprayed insecticide into the vent. Crazy fekken crap.............. arrrghhhhhhhh.. God Bless Mum..

 
 
 

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